Myself Mallu, Yourself?
2012-05-17 05:13:07 UTC
Could you give a list of politicians we should/could really respect?
I mean, in the 60s the dollar was around Rs3.50 then it stayed on Rs5for a long time.
Should we respect those who managed to devalue the rupee by a factor
of ten? Was that good statesmanship?
this is the best suggestion that you could've ever made. Smashing!
Think about it. Lady Kaka has cred:
a "real Hindu" born several centuries ago on the bank of the sacred (but
now polluted) Ganges;
having been neutered during the Quit India movement, has no
gender-specific issues, i.e., is completely non-sexist;
(speaks/reads) writes Sanskrit ("mother tongue"), English ("father
tongue"?), Hindi (Bhaiyyanese), and myriad other languages (including
Baboonese) - a must for "national integration";
is copy-paste knowledgeable in the Veds, Ayurved, Yog, Dharm and more;
has several degrees (real and phony) from IITD;
retired as a Lt.Gen.(?) from the Indian Army, and has SM, VSM, AVSM,
PVSM, VC, MVC, PVC, AC, ... having taken POWs, COWs, SOWs, in several
wars since 1857;
can predict the future only after it has passed, but does not use any
parrot or other animals to do the job;
makes money through predictions and sales of snake oil, and "news
reporting" (via copy-paste, divination);
makes movies and knows producers/directors/scriptwriters and several
couches from Hollywood, Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, Mollywood;
hates pretty much everybody from Christians, to Muslims, Buddhists,
Jains, Sikhs, Jews, atheists, communists, marxists, maoists, pagans, her
own shadow, ..., but absolutely adores padres;
has the spine to stand up to all whom she hates, except when they
counterattack; Lady Kaka retreats big time and copy-pastes "Tributes to
Hindusim" about a 100 times. Note: Cowardice plays big on the political
scene in India (has been since 1969);
cannot balance a checkbook, but will surely balance a budget to ensure
more than a "Hindu rate of growth";
will introduce "green technology" including IFEs, HTNs, gobar gas, ...
will make bhaiyyanese the national language and romanize the iscript.
will make "jai govindam, jai gopalam" the national anthem;
will integrate and re-integrate SAARC into India via copy-paste and
coloring an atlas with outline maps;
will be a one-woman security agency when she becomes one with the internet;
will not ever need Category Z security because of her trusted
"ferocious" pooch (can copy-paste "bow wow" or "bow bow" between
dhanyavaads, and has a hose trusted by Lady Kaka to create rangoli art
or a water cannon);
Dang! With that much cred, I'd say that Indians shouldn't wait until
2014 (or earlier). Remove MMS and install Lady Kaka as India's PM,
now!!! Sadly, the world will accuse the US of trying to dump its garbage
on hapless "third world" countries.
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VB, Ubetjotushy
'ome=shanty
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The Baboon Squad
Dr. Muckeraj, aka Lady Kaka, aka Kakadevi, aka The Old Cow of Hawaii,
and her faithful monkey, Fanabba, aka Poochie, are rabid evangelical
Christians. The Baboon Squad, as Kakadevi and Pooch call themselves,
hates Hindus, Muslims, and Catholics, and the US too, which makes them
copy-paste trash 24/7. The transgender idiot, Kakadevi, claims to be a
"scholar" of Sanskrit, but hasn't demonstrated any knowledge or mastery
of it. However, there is plenty of evidence of attempts made by
Macaulay's monkey to "doctor" original articles to pidginize Sanskrit
words, perhaps to send Sanskrit into the gutter. The "doctorate" that
Kakadevi claims to have is likely for copy-paste research on the myriad
applications of cowdung. Other than some stock phrases that are
copy-pasted regularly, the Cosmic Baboon has shown no originality or
creativity, nor has the monkey contributed anything of value to any
discussion. Macaulay's other monkey, who, apart from saying "ditto" to
Kaka's caca, has no other skills than spraying fire hydrants with raised
hindquarters.